Movie Review – Lethal Affairs

Lethal Affairs. A small cache of plutonium’s missing in the Ukraine. But, before it can be sold on the black market, it winds up in the pink market. In the hands of two stunning CIA agents, Chasey Lain and Janine. With an all star cast, this award winning movie has a plot straight from the secret files of the FBI! Directed by Toni English and starring Chasey Lain, Janine, Kobe Tai, Felecia, Missy, Monique DeMoan, Laura Palmer, Sahara, Mark Davis, Steven St. Croix, Tony Tedeschi, Jon Dough, Mickey G., Bobby Vitale and Michael J. Cox.

Movie Title: Lethal Affairs

Produced by: Vivid Entertainment

Length: About 1 hour and 16 minutes

Rating: 9 out of 10

Lethal Affairs
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Lethal Affairs pairs two of the most famous and beautiful women in porn – Janine and Chasey Lain in a sexy spy thriller with a hardcore twist. The plot for this movie comesdirectly out of the recently open FBI files. The names and places have changed slightly for privacy reasons but overall it’s a real spy thriller based off of a real spy thriller. How great is that?

Know before you watch this movie, it is not like any other adult videos you’ve probably ever seen (unless you’ve seen Bad Wives). It includes actual acting, real plots, special effects and to be honest a REAL script. Sure there is sex, this is a porno after all, but it’s setup in a way it would really happen. (kind of) I don’t know how often a hot blonde would just walk up and blow two sailors, but I’m sure it has happened. šŸ™‚ Anyway, I was VERY impressed with how well they pulled all this one off … I mean in all seriousness, I’ve seen more than 100 adult films and this one without a doubt stands out in the crowd.

The movie started off on a docked Ukraine transport ship with the captain busy in the back room with a blonde Russian beauty. No, not Victoria Zdrok … but she still wasn’t half bad.

This Russian bimbet turned out to be a hired distraction, while some naughty thief steals a small cache of plutonium. The naughty thief turns out to be Chasey Lain. Chasey kills off all the Russian guys, pays off the hooker then gets what she came for.

Next we see what seems to be a run of the mill, blonde hooker propositioning two russian sailors. While she takes them below for some hot threesome action, Chasey comes on board and hides her stash for easy transport back home to the U.S.

I must say, one of those russian sailors has a HUGE cock. I was so impressed. But not as impresses as I was with his friend who placed his HUGE load all of the blonde hookers face at the end of the scene. šŸ™‚

Back in the U.S., in the International Office of Defense, Steven St. Croix meets with one of his agents (Stephanie) for a briefing on the situation. They both agree that the plutonium is now back in the United States, they just aren’t sure who has it YET.

After Chasey’s long trip home from Russia she arrives to find her girlfriend and partner in crime (Janine) having sex with Felicia. Talk about a great pussy pair. šŸ™‚ After Chasey runs Felicia off, Janine and Chasey makeup and oh what a makeup it is.

After some great sex, Chasey Lain meets up with her buyers. (The Militia) They don’t trust Chasey and want to see just how far she’ll go to prove herself. As the leader strip searches Chasey, the other two stand there and watch. Chasey decides to take it even further and sucks his cock. She let him remove most of her clothes and feel her up … so why not? šŸ™‚

From afar we see a secret agent watching the whole thing (and recording it). He reports back to the International Office of Defense so now they know who the players are. Back at home, Chasey lets Janine know the initial meeting went well and they discuss their next line of action.

Back at the International Office of Defense, the two agents (Steven St. Croix and Stephanie) decide to go to the girls and let them know they are busted. Steven St. Croix tries to appeal to Chasey’s since of civic duty without luck while Stephanie goes to Janine with a much better approach … SEX! Although it wasn’t successful, it did give Stephanie the chance to plant a bug in Janine’s purse so the feds could follow the girls to the exchange.

The next day the deal goes down with a few problems. So the girls plot to get out of the country but first they need the help of a rich friend of theirs. He offers his help but only in return for a sexual favor. See, it seems Mr. Rich boy has a new girlfriend without much experience in lesbian sex. So he told the girls he would give them the money and passports they need if they would teach his girlfriend a few things (while he watched).

Since his girlfriend was Kobe Tai, how could they say now. šŸ™‚ The three girls get it on outside while Mr. Rich watches on. After the girls leave he takes his girlfriend inside to practice what she has just learned.

This is without a doubt the best sex scene in the movie. Kobe Tai starts off by sucking his cock then she rides his (with her back to him) and OH MY what a shot that one was. She is soooo tiny and he is soooo huge, it really makes you wonder how in the hell she can take all of that. The pairing of these two was a great idea and I must applaud whoever thought of it.

He’s so big and she’s so tiny … he just picks her up and puts her in whatever position he wants to fuck her in. After numerous positions, he ends up coming on her face.

Back at the hotel Chasey and Janine are planing their getaway and can’t agree on what to do so Chasey decides to take things into her own hands and sneaks away with the plutonium, which means Janine has no choice but to go to the feds for their help. She loves Chasey after all and doesn’t want Chasey to end up dead.

While waiting to hear from Chasey, Steven St. Croix and Cynthia go home for some rest and relaxation. That relaxation turns into some hot sex. Whoever said you should bring your work home with you, hasn’t met Cynthia yet. šŸ™‚

In the mean time we find out chasey has shacked up with her ex boyfriend, Bobby Vitale. They fuck most in doggie style in this scene and it ends up with him coming on her ass. Not a bad sex scene here, but it could have been longer in my opinion.

We later find out Chasey only went back to Bobby Vitale to get his help in finding a friend / girl to help her. He introduces her to Lonnie and she agrees to help Chasey fuck the militia in more ways than one.

While Mr. Militia is busy getting a blow job by Miss Lonnie, Chasey Lain shows up at the motel for their meeting. So what happens now? Well, you are just going to have to watch to find out. I don’t want to ruin the ending for you. šŸ™‚